Howard Stern
I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.Collection: Famous
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.Collection: Religion
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
It's no treat being in bed with me.
It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
I don't talk about my salary.
There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
I will never feel successful.
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
I didn't listen to executives.
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
I'm not looking for a paycheck.
What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
I'm the voice of honesty.
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.Collection: Vote
I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.Collection: Honesty
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.Collection: Men
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.Collection: Thinking
I believe in censorship when it benefits me.Collection: Believe
I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.Collection: Pissed Off
Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.Collection: Air
I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.Collection: Jesus
You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.Collection: Decision
Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.Collection: Hate
I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.Collection: Atheist
I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.Collection: Watches
This country (United States) has too many freedoms.Collection: Country
I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.Collection: Jobs
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.Collection: Couple