The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.Collection: Marriage
The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man could attain.
These, then, are the qualities of my ideal diplomatist. Truth, accuracy, calm, patience, good temper, modesty and loyalty. They are also the qualities of an ideal diplomacy. But, the reader may object, you have forgotten intelligence, knowledge, discernment, prudence, hospitality, charm, industry, courage and even tact. I have not forgotten them. I have taken them for granted.Collection: Loyalty
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.Collection: Humility
We were preparing not Peace only, but Eternal Peace. There was about us the halo of some divine mission. We must be alert, stern, righteous and ascetic. For we were bent on doing great, permanent and noble things.Collection: War
To be a good diarist, one must have a snouty, sneaky mind.Collection: Writing
Only one person in 1000 is a bore, and HE is interesting because he is one person in 1000.Collection: Interesting
Coaches should realize that the only way to conquer drudgery is by getting through it as efficiently as they can. A dull job slackly done becomes twice as dull, whereas a dull job performed as efficiently as possible becomes half as dull. Effort appears to be the main art of living.Collection: Sports
The worst thing, I fear, about being no longer young is that one is no longer young.Collection: Inspirational
Intellectuals incline to be individualists, or even independents, are not team conscious and tend to regard obedience as a surrender of personality.Collection: Team
Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.Collection: Grateful
Berlin stimulates like arsenic.Collection: Arsenic
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puffCollection: School