Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.
I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.Collection: Communication
It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.Collection: Money
Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.Collection: Meaningful
Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.Collection: Bullying
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.Collection: Fool
Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.Collection: Feelings
I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.Collection: Flower
The actor is not quite a human being-but then, who is?Collection: Acting
I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.Collection: Buddhist
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.Collection: Gentleman
The cynical, caustic, acid-tongued New York drama critic Addison De Witt introduces his protege/date of the moment, a bimbo date and so-called actress named Miss Casswell (Marilyn Monroe) in another very famous line: "Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."Collection: Art
Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.Collection: Bored
"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end."Collection: Stories
I am essential to the theater.Collection: Essentials