Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.Collection: Moving
I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.Collection: Patriotic
Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.Collection: School
Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!Collection: Thinking
Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfightCollection: Gunfights
When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.Collection: Government
It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.Collection: Great Day
Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.Collection: Religious
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.Collection: Doe
Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.Collection: Real
I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.Collection: Spoons