Coolio
Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.Collection: Growing Up
My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.Collection: Eagles
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.Collection: Girl
I'm as good as anybody out there lyrically and conceptually and can go toe to toe with the best of them throughout history.Collection: Toes
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.Collection: Food
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."Collection: Nice
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.Collection: Reality
I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.Collection: Lying
This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.Collection: Food
Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.Collection: Nice
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.Collection: Ghetto
I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.Collection: Holiday
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.Collection: Revenge
I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.Collection: House
I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.Collection: Son
Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.Collection: Sexy
Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.Collection: Sex
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.Collection: Ducks
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.Collection: Sex