Top Sassy Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Sassy quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
The single most useful ingredient on the planet. In a pinch you can scramble them and call it dinner. But it only takes five eggs, a little milk and a handful of cheese to make a fat, sassy cheese soufflé.Collection: Sassy
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.Collection: Sassy
It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy nowCollection: Sassy
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the doorCollection: Sassy
There's a guy on YouTube ... who just re-voices Donald Trump. He does a thing called Sassy Trump which is just to take Donald Trump's words and revoice them. Doesn't change them ...and strangely enough it just makes you listen to what Trump is saying. I think the biggest answer to comedy against Trump is Trump's own words.Collection: Sassy
When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'Collection: Sassy
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the faceCollection: Sassy
I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.Collection: Sassy
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.Collection: Sassy
Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.Collection: Sassy
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.Collection: Sassy
I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person.Collection: Sassy
You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy.Collection: Sassy
No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.Collection: Sassy
This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!Collection: Sassy
That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.Collection: Sassy
You are strangely troublesome.Collection: Sassy
Avaunt, you cullions!Collection: Sassy
Such antics do not amount to a man.Collection: Sassy
He is white-livered and red-faced.Collection: Sassy
They are hare-brain'd slaves.Collection: Sassy
Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.Collection: Sassy
Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.Collection: Sassy
Thou unfit for any place but hell.Collection: Sassy
You are a tedious fool.Collection: Sassy
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.Collection: Sassy
Take you me for a sponge?Collection: Sassy
Thou hast the most unsavoury similes.Collection: Sassy
'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!Collection: Sassy
There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.Collection: Sassy
Hang him, swaggering rascal!Collection: Sassy
I scorn you, scurvy companion.Collection: Sassy
Away, you mouldy rogue, away!Collection: Sassy
O braggart vile and damned furious wight!Collection: Sassy
They were devils incarnate.Collection: Sassy
Thou lump of foul deformity!Collection: Sassy
A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.Collection: Sassy
Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.Collection: Sassy
A fusty nut with no kernel.Collection: Sassy
More of your conversation would infect my brain.Collection: Sassy
Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!Collection: Sassy
I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.Collection: Sassy