Morey Amsterdam
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Even the police have an unlisted number.
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.Collection: Men
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."Collection: Funny
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the doorCollection: Sassy
Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.Collection: Men