Naughty Quotes

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Image of Brian Jacques

I think that others can drive a creature to naughtiness, always accusing and blaming them. After a while it must make the creature unhappy and drive him...to be naughty, because nobody expects them to be good.
- Brian Jacques
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Image of Lauren Bacall

If goodness is its own reward, shouldn't we get a little something for being naughty?
- Lauren Bacall
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Image of Chasey Lain

I have my FaceBook. And if you're naughty, I'll banish you from my kingdom on there.
- Chasey Lain
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Image of Lora Leigh

Let's not get naughty. How about homicidal instead?
- Lora Leigh
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Image of Erin Hunter

Graystorm: You know Firestar was also very naughty, just like you. Bramblepaw: Really? He seems to be very responsible! Graystorm: Yes. I was there when he was too stubborn to not help RiverClan
- Erin Hunter
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Image of Jessica Sorensen

He laughs, sucking his lip ring into his mouth. "I promise I'll go easy on you." A naughty feeling dances inside me. "What if I don't want you to go easy on me?
- Jessica Sorensen
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Image of Frank Zappa

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.
- Frank Zappa
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Image of Rachel Vincent

So don't. Come hang out with me at work. We can play naughty dress up with the hospital gowns and rearrange the supply closets.
- Rachel Vincent
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Image of Michael Palin

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
- Michael Palin
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Image of Cassandra Clare

And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked, directing the question to Jace, who had put the stele back in his pocket and was examining his flawless nails for defects. "Only when they've been naughty.
- Cassandra Clare
Collection: Naughty

Image of Paris Hilton

I won't have a cabinet as a President; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.
- Paris Hilton
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Image of Lisa Kleypas

Ah, there’s the governess voice. All stern and disapproving. It makes me feel like a naughty schoolboy.
- Lisa Kleypas
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Image of David Letterman

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
- David Letterman
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Image of Rob Lowe

Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.
- Rob Lowe
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