Top Mustache Quotes Collection
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My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.Collection: Mustache
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.Collection: Mustache
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.Collection: Mustache
If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.Collection: Mustache
The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.Collection: Mustache
Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging the vampire along behind it on the investigation.Collection: Mustache
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!Collection: Mustache
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.Collection: Mustache
The delirium and horror of the East. The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches.Collection: Mustache
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.Collection: Mustache
He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to slide away and become a sideburn or something more fashionable.Collection: Mustache
I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache.Collection: Mustache
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.Collection: Mustache
Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.Collection: Mustache
Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect.Collection: Mustache