Marty Feldman
I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
Money can't buy poverty.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.Collection: Mustache
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.Collection: Promise
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.Collection: Growing Up
Could be worse... Could be rainingCollection: Rain
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.Collection: Sex
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.Collection: Love