Top Grandpa Quotes Collection
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I used to try to pick locks because I grew up on my grandparents farm and I started my own little spy club. I would go around the farm and try to break into the shed and try spying on my grandpa. It was ridiculous.Collection: Grandpa
"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.Collection: Grandpa
You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster. Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride! I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.Collection: Grandpa
I'm the most computer illiterate human being that ever lived. My grandkids do everything for me, and then they say, "I won't even explain it to you, grandpa, 'cause you won't get it."Collection: Grandpa
My grandpa always said asking a question is embarrassing for a moment, but not asking is embarrassing for a lifetime.Collection: Grandpa
Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.Collection: Grandpa
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived."Collection: Grandpa
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!Collection: Grandpa
I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa JoeCollection: Grandpa
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.Collection: Grandpa
President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'Collection: Grandpa
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.Collection: Grandpa
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.Collection: Grandpa
Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again?Collection: Grandpa