Top Grandpa Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Grandpa quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Odette Annable
I used to try to pick locks because I grew up on my grandparents farm and I started my own little spy club. I would go around the farm and try to break into the shed and try spying on my grandpa. It was ridiculous.
- Odette Annable
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Image of David Ross
"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.
- David Ross
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Image of Lowell Ganz
You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster. Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride! I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
- Lowell Ganz
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Image of Scott Glenn
I'm the most computer illiterate human being that ever lived. My grandkids do everything for me, and then they say, "I won't even explain it to you, grandpa, 'cause you won't get it."
- Scott Glenn
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Image of Haruki Murakami
My grandpa always said asking a question is embarrassing for a moment, but not asking is embarrassing for a lifetime.
- Haruki Murakami
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Image of P. C. Cast
Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.
- P. C. Cast
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Image of Channing Tatum
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived."
- Channing Tatum
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Image of Stephen Colbert
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
- Stephen Colbert
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Image of Roald Dahl
I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe
- Roald Dahl
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Image of Rodney Dangerfield
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Image of Jimmy Fallon
President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'
- Jimmy Fallon
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Image of Anthony Jeselnik
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
- Anthony Jeselnik
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Image of Mike Krzyzewski
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
- Mike Krzyzewski
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Image of E. L. Konigsburg
Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again?
- E. L. Konigsburg
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