Top Funny Friendship Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Funny Friendship quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.Collection: Funny Friendship
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.Collection: Funny Friendship
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.Collection: Funny Friendship
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends.Collection: Funny Friendship
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.Collection: Funny Friendship
A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.Collection: Funny Friendship