Top Funny Christmas Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Funny Christmas quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.Collection: Funny Christmas
The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: "Some assembly required."Collection: Funny Christmas
We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time and spend time with my family and friends. It's kind of funny, most people do turkey and all the trimmings, but we would have a big seafood festival because it's the only time of the year that we'd eat it. We never really went caroling, but once in a while we'd got out for a sleigh rideCollection: Funny Christmas
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.Collection: Funny Christmas
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.Collection: Funny Christmas
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.Collection: Funny Christmas
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?Collection: Funny Christmas
My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.Collection: Funny Christmas