Top Funeral Quotes Collection - Page 2
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Conduct your triumph as a funeral.Collection: Funeral
The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.Collection: Funeral
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.Collection: Funeral
A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind.Collection: Funeral
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?Collection: Funeral
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.Collection: Funeral
Paraphrased: When Chuang Tzu was about to die, his disciples began planning a splendid funeral. However some disciples expressed concern that given a particular arrangement, birds and kites would eat his remains. Chuang Tzu replied, "Well, above ground I shall be eaten by crows and kites, below it by ants and worms. What do you have against birds?Collection: Funeral
God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions.Collection: Funeral
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the graveCollection: Funeral
Funerals prove that someone is really gone.Collection: Funeral
The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.Collection: Funeral
Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned.Collection: Funeral
It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.Collection: Funeral
Funerals...are for the living.Collection: Funeral
An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral.Collection: Funeral
I foresee a great funeral contest over me.Collection: Funeral
I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know.Collection: Funeral
His pear-shaped head, I could now see, was situated on top of a pear-shaped body, which his black gown caused to resemble a piece of fruit going to a funeral.Collection: Funeral
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.Collection: Funeral
Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral.Collection: Funeral
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.Collection: Funeral
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative.Collection: Funeral
When words are most empty, tears are most apt.Collection: Funeral
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.Collection: Funeral