Top Funeral Quotes Collection
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Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.Collection: Funeral
I was terrified of funerals.Collection: Funeral
It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen.Collection: Funeral
[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral.Collection: Funeral
Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control.Collection: Funeral
The point is that no matter what you choose to do with your body when you die, it won't, ultimately, be very appealing. If you are inclined to donate yourself to science, you should not let images of dissection or dismemberment put you off. They are no more or less gruesome, in my opinion, than ordinary decay or the sewing shut of your jaws via your nostrils for a funeral viewing.Collection: Funeral
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.Collection: Funeral
Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.Collection: Funeral
I would prefer not to throw myself on a funeral pyre. Please come back to me.Collection: Funeral
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals I can't stand.Collection: Funeral
It's my policy not to review funerals.Collection: Funeral
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Lord Randolph Churchill was the chief mourner at his own protracted funeral.Collection: Funeral
Death is the funeral of all our sorrows.Collection: Funeral
A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.Collection: Funeral
Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral.Collection: Funeral
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.Collection: Funeral
Don't go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day.Collection: Funeral
On the left is the realist tradition of the 19th century, with its impulse to social description, radical criticism and meditation on things as they are... culminating in Courbet at his mightiest (The Studio, The Funeral at Ornans and a portrait of a trout that has more death in it than Rubens could get in a whole Crucifixion).Collection: Funeral
Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible.Collection: Funeral
I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at your own funeral because of the way the headline read.Collection: Funeral
Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say.Collection: Funeral
About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.Collection: Funeral
To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body, until the fullness of time and being ends our existence on earth.Collection: Funeral
After Auschwitz, I no longer cry at funerals.Collection: Funeral
I want Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D played at my funeral. If it isn't I shall jolly well want to know why.Collection: Funeral
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral.Collection: Funeral
Most souls attend their funerals and have some feelings about them, but it's such an individual event. Some souls don't care what happens to their physical bodies. They see the funeral as a ritual for the living so they don't always attend.Collection: Funeral
But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.Collection: Funeral
I hunted all through the four Gospels trying to find one of Christ's funeral sermons, but I couldn't find any. I found He broke up every funeral He ever attended! Death couldn't exist where He was.Collection: Funeral
Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one condemned.Collection: Funeral
And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.Collection: Funeral
I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.Collection: Funeral
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.Collection: Funeral
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding.Collection: Funeral
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be there.Collection: Funeral
Science advances funeral by funeralCollection: Funeral
Funerals are all abstract ceremony.Collection: Funeral
In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense.Collection: Funeral
the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyreCollection: Funeral
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often".Collection: Funeral
A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, "Stop trying to make me like you," and what a sobering and welcome smack in the face that statement was. Yet somehow, every day of my life is still a campaign for popularity, or better yet, a crowded funeral.Collection: Funeral
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot feets?Collection: Funeral
Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love.Collection: Funeral
The Bible is not a script for a funeral service, but it is the record of God always bringing life where we expected to find death. Everywhere it is the story of resurrection.Collection: Funeral
I am going to seek a grand perhaps.Collection: Funeral
Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.” Shane said.Collection: Funeral
At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor.Collection: Funeral
It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said.Collection: Funeral