Top Ex Boyfriend Quotes Collection
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The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with ParrishCollection: Ex Boyfriend
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'Collection: Ex Boyfriend
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.Collection: Ex Boyfriend
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.Collection: Ex Boyfriend