Top Ex Boyfriend Quotes Collection

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Image of Josh Lanyon
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.” He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.
- Josh Lanyon
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Image of Tate Hallaway
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish
- Tate Hallaway
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Image of Chelsea Peretti
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
- Chelsea Peretti
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Image of Margaret Brown
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.
- Margaret Brown
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Image of Jo Brand
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
- Jo Brand
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Image of Kiersten White
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.
- Kiersten White
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Image of Laini Taylor
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.
- Laini Taylor
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Image of Derek Landy
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.
- Derek Landy
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Image of Christopher Paul Curtis
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
- Christopher Paul Curtis
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Image of Greg Behrendt
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
- Greg Behrendt
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Image of Jasper Fforde
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
- Jasper Fforde
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Image of Drake
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
- Drake
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Image of Kim Harrison
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.
- Kim Harrison
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Image of Paris Hilton
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
- Paris Hilton
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Image of Tyra Banks
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.
- Tyra Banks
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Image of Eva Longoria
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.
- Eva Longoria
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