Top Elephants Quotes Collection
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when there's an elephant in the room, you can't pretend it isn't there and just discuss the ants.Collection: Elephants
When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.Collection: Elephants
He frowned as he struggled to remember. It was like watching an elephant crochet.Collection: Elephants
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephantCollection: Elephants
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.Collection: Elephants
Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant SchlockCollection: Elephants
I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.Collection: Elephants
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.Collection: Elephants
With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.Collection: Elephants
Don’t try to eat an elephant for lunch.Collection: Elephants
He who mounts a wild elephant goes where the elephant goes.Collection: Elephants
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...Collection: Elephants
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.Collection: Elephants
We can't have these great corporations crowding competition off the sidewalks. It's like an elephant saying, "Everyone for himself," as he dances among the chickens.Collection: Elephants
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place.Collection: Elephants
What is true for E. coli is also true for the elephant.Collection: Elephants
There is no creature among all the Beasts of the world which hath so great and ample demonstration of the power and wisdom of almighty God as the Elephant.Collection: Elephants
Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants.Collection: Elephants
OK, the rule is, you can [make love to] an elephant if you want to, but if you do you can't cover the circus.Collection: Elephants
I want to go to Africa and find a really great hotel with good food right above a water hole where I can sit, have breakfast, and just watch the elephants play in the water.Collection: Elephants
Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.Collection: Elephants
I had a really good time at MGM. And we had no quarrels much, except once in a while, I'd go up to the front office and say I thought I should be doing something big, like washing elephants ... All my life I wanted to have talent ... Finally I had to admit there was nothing there.Collection: Elephants
As Dr. Chiang puts it, “while Buddha came to China on white elephants, Christ was borne on cannon balls.Collection: Elephants
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.Collection: Elephants
It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat.Collection: Elephants
Our elders say that an elephant does not find its own trunk heavy.Collection: Elephants
I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.'Collection: Elephants
We call a thing big or little with reference to what it is wont to be, as we speak of a small elephant or a big rat.Collection: Elephants
Every worm has to turn and every mouse must bite the elephantCollection: Elephants
I was driving pretty much the way everyone drives in LA, like elephants dancing on each others’ backs at a circus.Collection: Elephants
Seized ivory stocks around Africa are recycled back into illegal trade due to corruption. Ivory stocks should be burnt together with the hopes of traffickers for any "legal" way to allow them to slaughter our elephants.Collection: Elephants
Every culture from the Egyptians to the Mayans to the American Indians to the Bedouins created bestiaries that enabled them to express their relationship with nature. Ashes and Snow is a 21st-century bestiary filled with species from around the world. Nature’s orchestra includes not just Homo sapiens but elephants, whales, manatees, eagles, cheetahs, orangutans, and many others.Collection: Elephants
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.Collection: Elephants
May an elephant caress you with his toesCollection: Elephants
You can eat an elephant if you do it one bite at a time.Collection: Elephants
Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant.Collection: Elephants
The United States should not jump around like an elephant frightened by a mouse.Collection: Elephants
Making wishes on the elephant is emotionally dangerous, because inevitably one's hopes rise abnormally high, unhealthily high, and when the wish does not come true, one's high hopes get crushed more painfully than if one had not asked for the help of supernatural powers. Therefore, one should always try to make the wish casually and forget about it instantly after making it, which is what I try to do now.Collection: Elephants
Currently poaching threatens the very existence of the African Elephant, and my worry is that if we do not act NOW, we could be looking at a future in which this iconic species is wiped out.Collection: Elephants
The illegal wildlife trade threatens not only the survival of entire species, such as elephants and rhinos, but also the livelihoods and, often, the very lives of millions of people across Africa who depend on tourism for a living.Collection: Elephants
It may surprise people to learn that one elephant is killed every 15 minutes for its ivory.Collection: Elephants
The elephant in the room time and time again when it comes to work and promotions is maternity leave. We need to work with businesses so they work with women and make it easy and supportive for them to come back into the workplace.Collection: Elephants
I wanted to work with an elephant.Collection: Elephants
The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.Collection: Elephants
Yes, I could see these enormous elephants, whose trunks were tearing down large boughs, and working in and out the trees like a legion of serpents. I could hear the sounds of the mighty tusks uprooting huge trees!Collection: Elephants
Courage~ What makes the flag on the mast to wave? What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot?~Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OzCollection: Elephants
He laughed. The laugh could strip the skin off an elephant in seconds.Collection: Elephants
'Helping industry' is the elephant pit of socialism, a deep hole with sharp spikes at the bottom, covered over with twigs and fresh grass.Collection: Elephants
So geographers, in Africa maps, With savage pictures fill their gaps, And o'er uninhabitable downs Place elephants for want of townsCollection: Elephants