Wendy Mass

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It's not an old book, or a treasure map. Nope. Staring up at me was a pile of rocks.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Book
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You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Thinking
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Life is short...eat desert first!
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Life Is Short
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The oversized chairs are white; the walls, covered with occasional landscape paintings, are white; and the plush carpet is the whitest of all. I'm insanely glad I didn't bring a cup of grape juice with me.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Wall
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if they make me watch that movie one more time, I will fall down on my knees and beg for mercy
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Fall
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My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Sweat
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I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Half
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You never know, life is short but it’s wide.
- Wendy Mass
Collection: Life Is Short