Thomas R. Marshall
Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing was ever heard from either of them again.
What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard of either of them again.Collection: Brother
Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.Collection: Sleep
I'm from Indiana, the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.Collection: Home
What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.Collection: America
I make no pretense to accuracy. I shall be quite content if the sensibilities of no one are wounded by anything I may reduce to type.Collection: May
What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigarCollection: Country