"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.Collection: Funny
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.Collection: Water
It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.Collection: Children
What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.Collection: Fashion
Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.Collection: Book
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.Collection: Humor
You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.Collection: Love You
A mind is as strong as its weakest think.Collection: Strong
There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.Collection: Lying
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.Collection: Thinking
To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.Collection: Leadership
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.Collection: Senior
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.Collection: Girl
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.Collection: Thinking