Texas Bix Bender
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.Collection: Garden
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it wasCollection: Cowboy
It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.Collection: Easy
Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.Collection: Dying
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.Collection: Horse
Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.Collection: Wire
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.Collection: Cowboy
The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.Collection: Real
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.Collection: Kissing