Shaquille O'Neal
I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.Collection: Basketball
You know, I'm very photogenic.Collection: Basketball
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer's table. Ugly people call ugly games.Collection: Basketball
Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn't say that to my face in a dark alley where it's just me and him and no witnesses.Collection: Dark
Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let them break us up and we can't break each other up.Collection: Basketball
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I'm on my way out... I am here to serve your every need, King James.Collection: Basketball
It's LeBron's team. He's the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I'm now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that's what I'm here to do.Collection: Basketball
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen.Collection: Basketball
I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.Collection: Sports
That has nothing to do with basketball. That's just because I'm sexy.Collection: Basketball
About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.Collection: Athlete
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.Collection: Jobs
I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.Collection: Nba
The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.Collection: Real
First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!Collection: Media
Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.Collection: Men
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me with that question today, buddy...I'm a veteran at this, buddy. Can't get that with me, buddy. Not today.Collection: Media
I'm playing like Eric Dampier.Collection: Basketball
Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.Collection: Basketball
As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.Collection: Basketball
He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.Collection: Basketball
It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.Collection: Basketball
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.Collection: Basketball
Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.Collection: Basketball
I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.Collection: Basketball
I was kind of hoping it was Anna Kournikova.Collection: Basketball
I think it was 89.2% cheers and 11.8% boos, but I'm used to that.Collection: Basketball
The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.Collection: Basketball
I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.Collection: Basketball
I've been an athlete that's sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I'd love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.Collection: Basketball
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.Collection: Media
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.Collection: Basketball
I take that as an insult, even at 36.Collection: Basketball
I'd shoot zero percent before I'd shoot underhanded.Collection: Basketball
Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 (pounds).Collection: Basketball
I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.Collection: Funny
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period.Collection: Dog
I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running.Collection: Basketball
I think it's a great city. I think it's a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn't really the place you can do that.Collection: New York
Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that's how I am. I'm the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.Collection: Basketball
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'Collection: Basketball
Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.Collection: Basketball
I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century.Collection: Basketball
Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master's in criminal justice, I'm a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God's way of saying that nobody's perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn't be right.Collection: Basketball
When I concentrate and focus, they always go in, so I'm gonna continue to do that, and they will go in.Collection: Basketball
Coach (Pat) Riley told us on June 8 we'd win the title on June 20.Collection: Winning
A lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that's just a way of saying that you can't stop me.Collection: Basketball
They say things happen in three. I won with the great Kobe, the great D-Wade and now it's my job to win one with the great LeBron James. We have everything in place. We just got to get it done.Collection: Basketball