How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?Collection: Birthday
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.Collection: Money
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.Collection: Sports
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.Collection: Home
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.Collection: Change
Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.Collection: Birthday
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.Collection: Funny
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.Collection: Travel
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.Collection: Cool
If a man can beat you, walk him.Collection: Sports
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.Collection: Nature
Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation.
My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.
When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can't hit it.
Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.Collection: Inspirational
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.Collection: Inspirational
You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.Collection: Motivational
Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful. Avoid running at all times. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.Collection: Running
What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so.Collection: Knowledge
Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can happen. Tides can reverse; oceans can open. That's why they say, we don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.Collection: Inspirational
NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.Collection: Baseball
Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.Collection: Thinking
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.Collection: Sports
If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.Collection: Lying
I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.Collection: Curves
If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.Collection: Cells
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.Collection: Winning
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.Collection: Past
With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.Collection: Women
When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.Collection: Sports
They said I was the greatest pitcher they ever sawI couldnt understand why they couldnt give me no justice.Collection: Baseball
The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.Collection: Baseball
I used to feel so bad before I got to the clubhouse, I didn't know what to do. But when I put that ballsuit on, I don't know where I got the spark to save my life.Collection: Sparks
Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.Collection: Baseball
Nobody likes the ball low and away, but that's where you're going to get it from me. I been pitching it there 50 years, away from them. That way they can't hurt you. You keep the ball in the park.Collection: Baseball
I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.Collection: Baseball
Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge.Collection: College
Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.Collection: Moving