Mr. Tennyson has said that more things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of, but he wisely refrains from saying whether they are good or bad things.Collection: Good
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?Collection: Marriage
Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.Collection: Work
To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.Collection: Death
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind.Collection: Communication
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.Collection: Knowledge
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.Collection: Experience
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.Collection: Science
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.Collection: Food
In law, nothing is certain but the expense.Collection: Legal
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.Collection: Thankful
The history of art is the history of revivals.Collection: Art
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.Collection: Health
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.Collection: Humor
Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.Collection: Respect
Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.Collection: Morning
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.Collection: Music
People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.Collection: Chance
All truth is not to be told at all times.Collection: Truth
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.Collection: Romantic
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.Collection: Art
To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.Collection: Beauty
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.Collection: Life
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.Collection: Life
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.Collection: Nature
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst his reputation.Collection: Money
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.Collection: Friendship
Self-preservation is the first law of nature.Collection: Nature
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.Collection: Business
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.Collection: History
For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.Collection: Truth
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.Collection: Fear
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.Collection: Funny
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.Collection: Truth
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.Collection: Medical
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.Collection: Marriage
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.Collection: Best
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.Collection: Medical
A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.