Sam Kinison
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!Collection: Jesus
Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.Collection: Christian
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?Collection: Falling In Love
Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.Collection: Able
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.Collection: World
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.Collection: Morning
Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.Collection: Nice
What happened? Satan was busy?Collection: Funny
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.Collection: Doe