P. J. Plauger

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My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Experts
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Inspirational
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If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Simple
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The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Stupid
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Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.
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Collection: Two
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Don't stop with your first draft.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Firsts
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Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.
- P. J. Plauger
Collection: Ada