Mary Schmich
Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness.Collection: Alcohol
Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.Collection: Turkeys
When you're thinking, "Why do I have to eat Aunt Sue's casserole with potato chips crumbled on top again?" change that thought to "A couple of bites won't kill me."Collection: Couple
The Thanksgiving meal should not be treated as a grad school exam or an Olympic dive. Whatever you cook will be good enough - unless you make that Twinkie turkey stuffing we're suddenly hearing too much about.Collection: School