Don't let schooling interfere with your education.Collection: Education
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.Collection: Sports
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.Collection: Chance
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
It put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us - dreamers and indolent... It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich - these are wholesome; but to begin it prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.