Laurence Sterne
Lessons of wisdom have the most power over us when they capture the heart through the groundwork of a story, which engages the passions.Collection: Wisdom
I once asked a hermit in Italy how he could venture to live alone, in a single cottage, on the top of a mountain, a mile from any habitation? He replied, that Providence was his next-door neighbor.Collection: Alone
Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.Collection: Forgiveness
The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.Collection: Knowledge
An English man does not travel to see English men.Collection: Travel
Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners.Collection: Respect
Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.Collection: Faith
In solitude the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself.Collection: Strength
Sciences may be learned by rote, but wisdom not.Collection: Wisdom
Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.Collection: Men
I take a simple view of life. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.Collection: Life
Pain and pleasure, like light and darkness, succeed each other.
God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.
Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, - though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, - the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!
I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.
Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.
Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at.
An actor should be able to create the universe in the palm of his hand.
In all unmerciful actions, the worst of men pay this compliment at least to humanity, as to endeavour to wear as much of the appearance of it, as the case will well let them.
When the heart flies out before the understanding, it saves the judgment a world of pains.
Our passion and principals are constantly in a frenzy, but begin to shift and waver, as we return to reason.
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
I am persuaded that every time a man smiles - but much more so when he laughs - it adds something to this fragment of life.
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and of obstinacy in a bad one.
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.
One may as well be asleep as to read for anything but to improve his mind and morals, and regulate his conduct.
People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy.
Writing, when properly managed, (as you may be sure I think mine is) is but a different name for conversation.
Titles of honor are like the impressions on coins, which add no value to gold or silver, but only render brass current.
The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance.
People who are always taking care of their health are like misers, who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy.
When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage - that it puts him into an excellent frame of mind for making a bargain.
A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one.
But this is neither here nor there why do I mention it? Ask my pen, it governs me, I govern not it.
There have been no sects in the Christian world, however absurd, which have not endeavoured to support their opinions by arguments drawn from Scripture.
So much of motion, is so much of life, and so much of joy, and to stand still, or get on but slowly, is death and the devil.
Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness.
Religion which lays so many restraints upon us, is a troublesome companion to those who will lay no restraints upon themselves.
It is a great pity but tis certain from every day's observation of man, that he may be set on fire like a candle, at either end provided there is a sufficient wick standing out.
What is the life of man! Is it not to shift from side to side? From sorrow to sorrow? To button up one cause of vexation! And unbutton another!
There is no such thing as real happiness in life. The justest definition that was ever given of it was "a tranquil acquiescence under an agreeable delusion"--I forget where.Collection: Real
Shall we for ever make new books, as apothecaries make new mixtures, by pouring only out of one vessel into another?Collection: Book
Solitude is the best nurse of wisdom.Collection: Nurse
Endless is the search of truth.Collection: Truth
The sad vicissitude of things.Collection: Vicissitudes
The best hearts are ever the bravest.Collection: Courage
The happiness of life may be greatly increased by small courtesies in which there is no parade, whose voice is too still to tease, and which manifest themselves by tender and affectionate looks, and little kind acts of attention.Collection: Kindness
We are born to trouble; and we may depend upon it, whilst we live in this world, we shall have it, though with intermissions.Collection: World
Injuries come only from the heart.Collection: Heart