Judy Sheindlin
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.Collection: Talent
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."Collection: Beauty
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.Collection: Success
You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputationCollection: Reputation
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.Collection: Son
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!Collection: Stupid
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.Collection: Acceptance
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.Collection: Funny
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.Collection: Life
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.Collection: Couple
It's your life; live it well.Collection: Uplifting
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.Collection: Equality
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.Collection: Funny