Jon Heder
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.Collection: Cool
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.Collection: Cool
Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.
Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.
I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.
I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!Collection: Girl
I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did.Collection: Girl
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.Collection: Girl
Skaters are very much like peacocks.Collection: Skater
I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry.Collection: Real
I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.Collection: Stars
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.Collection: Eye
I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.Collection: Hair
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.Collection: Dream