Jilly Cooper
I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.Collection: Nature
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
I'm basically a very happy person and I don't have to be anybody else.
I think it bespeaks a generous nature, a man who can cook.
There is nothing more attractive than a man who is not a New Man.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
My own parents loved each other very much.
The bank told us we ought to sell this house to pay off our overdraft. Riders saved the day. I was so pleased when it got to number one, I went all around the fields crying and crying.
I would really like to spend more time with the family. Every time I go abroad I miss them all dreadfully.
And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.
You've simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether they'll be there tomorrow, do you?
I'd never have written the big books in London.
If you look across the valley, you can see exactly what I mean: about four beautiful houses, and you think something is happening in each of them. It's like a mural.
But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.
I live at home and, if I want to start work at 11 o'clock, I can.
It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office.
I was so flattered that someone wanted me to write a book, I said I would. It was published in 1969.
I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
But really I'm not terribly interested in what I eat.
At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.
I've got a book coming out soon so I just must get some weight off.
Leo, sadly, has Parkinson's, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.
For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.Collection: Marriage
Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether theyll be there tomorrow, do you?Collection: Family And Friends
If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.Collection: New Year
I'm not wild about holidays. They always seem a ludicrously expensive way of proving there's no place like home.Collection: Home
People who can write a book usually do.Collection: Book
People always assume that bachelors are single by choice and spinsters because nobody asked them. It never enters their heads that poor bachelors might have worn the knees of their trousers out proposing to girls who rejected them or that a girl might deliberately stay unmarried.Collection: Girl
Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.Collection: Work
The aristocrat, when he wants to, has very good manners. The Scottish upper classes, in particular, have that shell-shocked look that probably comes from banging their heads on low beams leaping to their feet whenever a woman comes into the room. Aristocrats are also deeply male chauvinist, and ... on the whole they tend to be reactionary.Collection: Upper Class
I think we ought to have a kindness year, or a kindness century.Collection: Kindness
A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings. ... Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.Collection: Today
Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.Collection: Men
hurting other people is not excusable because you've been hurt yourself.Collection: Hurt
Without doubt, keep a diary. From the day you're born, keep a diary, because we all forget things so quickly.Collection: Doubt
it's a good idea to wait a few months before joining anything when you arrive at a village. A bookseller friend who retired to nearby Oxfordshire, and was worried he might be bored, got himself on to every village committee in the first six months, and spent the next ten years extricating himself.Collection: Ideas
The memo's chief function ... is as a track-coverer, so that you can turn on someone six months later and snarl: 'Well, you should have known about it, I sent you a memo.Collection: Work
The letter of application ... should be a masterpiece of fiction, papering over all the cracks. Get it properly typed on decent writing paper. Never let it run over the page, people get bored with reading.Collection: Running
I can assure you that the class system is alive and well and living in people's minds in England.Collection: Class System
Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don't need a job, to keep in training for when you do.Collection: Jobs
There is something infinitely dingy about the word workshop. Pray that England doesn't become a nation of workshopkeepers.Collection: England
in a village you can't sack or fight with someone, as you'll find yourself stuck beside them in the hairdresser's next morning.Collection: Morning
Leo, sadly, has Parkinsons, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.Collection: Used
The only thing a whirlwind courtship does is blow dust in everyone's eyes.Collection: Eye
Always be nice to everyone in the firm on the way up. You never know who you may meet on the way down.Collection: Work
Meetings ... are rather like cocktail parties. You don't want to go, but you're cross not to be asked.Collection: Party