Jeff Lindsay
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.Collection: Real
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back.Collection: Dark
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.Collection: Incompetence
They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.Collection: Real
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.Collection: Skills
As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.Collection: Real
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.Collection: Lucky
I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.Collection: Guilty
For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.Collection: Stupid