Jane Ace

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The chickens have come home to roast.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Home
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I look like the wrath of grapes.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Wrath
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I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Thinking
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We've been insufferable friends for years.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Friends
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Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Bitter
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The coffee will be ready in a jitney.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Coffee
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Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Sleep
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We're all cremated equal.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Death
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Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Use
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Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
- Jane Ace
Collection: Years
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Familiarity breeds attempt.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Familiarity
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Doctor, feel my purse.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Doctors
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Congress is back in season.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Congress
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I'm a member of the weeper sex.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Sex
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You could have knocked me down with a fender.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Surprise
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Up at the crank of dawn.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Dawn
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I'm completely uninhabited.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Personality
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I am his awfully-wedded wife.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Wife
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I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
- Jane Ace
Collection: Names