Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.Collection: Dog
People who think about the past have no future.Collection: Past
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.Collection: Funny
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.Collection: Women
[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.Collection: Husband
What Americans call cross-ventilation, the English call draughts.Collection: England
My worst fault is my belief that if you put bills unopened behind a picture frame, there is no need to pay them.Collection: Money
One of the nicest things about living in America is the fact that sooner or later you are practically bound to get an award of some sort or other.Collection: Success
There are far too many men in politics and not enough elsewhere.Collection: Men
She never sets foot out of her apartment or her past.Collection: Past
A great city is a great solitude.Collection: Cities
Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.Collection: Cat