Helen Nielsen
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.Collection: Funny
When ignorance mobilizes, it's always the free minds it destroys first.Collection: Ignorance
Marriage is something that should be tried at least once. It's educational.Collection: Marriage
There's nothing more unforgivable than someone who thinks he knows more about yourself than you do.Collection: Thinking
Silence can be the worst ridicule.Collection: Silence
It's the guided thought that conquers; not the guided missile.Collection: Conquer
When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.Collection: Sex
Jealousy ... is the most obvious sign of impotency.Collection: Jealousy
I wonder if that isn't the most sinful thing of all -- thinking all the pleasant things are wicked.Collection: Thinking
A worried man could borrow a lot of trouble with practically no collateral.Collection: Men
there was nothing like necessity to supply a lack of nerve.Collection: Courage
All Americans suffer from anxiety; it's a national disease.Collection: Anxiety