Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.Collection: Money
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.Collection: Funny
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.Collection: Men
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.Collection: Business
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.Collection: Men
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New YorkCollection: Uplifting
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.Collection: Greatness
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.Collection: Love
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.Collection: Cities
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.Collection: Hate
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.Collection: Funny
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.Collection: Death
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.Collection: Way
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.Collection: Rome
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.Collection: Funny
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.Collection: Sin
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.Collection: Home
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.Collection: Winning
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.Collection: Laughing