Felix Unger Born: March 02, 1946 Zodiac Sign: Pisces Chinese Sign: Dog Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.- Felix UngerCollection: ThinkingCopy Quote Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.- Felix UngerCollection: AssumingCopy Quote Marriages may come and go, but the game must go on.- Felix UngerCollection: GamesCopy Quote