Evan Esar

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A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Keeping Your Mouth Shut
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A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Men
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When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Envy
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The diamond is the hardest stone -- to get.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Stones
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The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Morning
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Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Girl
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The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Long
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The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Lying
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A good loser is all right, but it isn’t so much fun to beat him.
- Evan Esar
Collection: Fun