Douglas Horton
If food were free, why work?Collection: Food
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.Collection: Beauty
To awake from death is to die in peace.Collection: Peace
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.Collection: Death
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.Collection: Smile
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.Collection: Hope
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.Collection: Romantic
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.Collection: Fear
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.Collection: Chance
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.Collection: Art
To buy happiness is to sell soul.Collection: Happiness
Smile, it's free therapy.Collection: Smile
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.Collection: Anger
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.Collection: Good
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.Collection: Change
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.Collection: Happiness
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
Death is the final wake-up call.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Growing old is not growing up.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
There is no bad in good.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.Collection: May
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.Collection: Funny Life