I am a clown, just without the painted smile.Collection: Smile
How much do I owe you?Collection: Money
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfishCollection: Funny
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.Collection: Silence
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.Collection: Hurt
Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.Collection: Home
Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.Collection: Thinking
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.Collection: Family
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.Collection: Fall