Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.Collection: Great
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.Collection: Car
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.Collection: Technology
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.Collection: Happiness
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.Collection: Successful
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.Collection: War
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?Collection: Funny
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.Collection: Naps
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.Collection: Sleep
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.Collection: Believe
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.Collection: Prison