Ann Coulter
That is when the Left is going to love America - when it is not America anymore.
The Democrats want to bring in the Third World because these are, by and large, people who have no experience with Constitutional democracy.
Admittedly, no Republican can get elected statewide in California anymore, but nor can what we think of as, nationally, the Democratic Party. There are no Joe Bidens running; it is not working-class Democrats vs. liberal Democrats, or whatever their division is these days. It is Hispanic Democrats vs. Asian Democrats.
Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.
Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can't win, nobody cares anymore.
Trump needs to stick like glue to whomever writes his speeches and fire whomever told him Americans are up at night worried about the comfort and well-being of people who broke into our country illegally.
First step: Build the wall. Second step: Let ICE do its job. Third step: Stop importing jihadists and welfare recipients. Fourth step: enforce e-verify to protect American jobs. Fifth step: prosecute social security card/ID theft/voting fraud.
Charlie Sykes - someone none of us have ever heard of - is suddenly the star of MSNBC and CNN once he comes out against Trump.
I'm not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.
My faith and reason tell me that God created the world, and I'm not particularly interested in the details. I'll find out when I meet my Maker.
I'm accusing Republicans of thinking the Jews have so much power.
If we continue to dump more Mexican immigrants on the country, we'll get to the point that we'll never have another Republican president.
I'm an American. I have constitutional rights.
Every day is morning in Trump's America!
I'm happy every day. You know, that moment when you first wake up in the morning, and you're just finishing your dream, like you're a dog chasing a post truck - and then you realize, 'Oh no, I'm a human, and I'm awake, and it's Trump's America!
It's always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.
As the name of the agency suggests, 'Department of Defense,' the defense refers to the United States of America - not the defense of South Korea, not the defense of Ukraine, not the defense of Syria or Germany.
The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.
I'm the female Bob Woodward! If I were a liberal, I couldn't write another book. I'd be so busy collecting awards! I'd be posing for the cover of 'Vanity Fair!'
Liberals watch MSNBC; conservatives watch Fox. They don't want to hear ten seconds of a liberal on Fox, and they don't want to hear ten seconds of a conservative on MSNBC.
I've been acting for years. I always act surprised when Marco Rubio says something stupid.
My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie 'Selma'.
The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.
The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.
I think I went to 67 'Grateful Dead' shows. I'm the only 'Deadhead' who doesn't know the precise number, and it's totally humiliating.
The Dead's best venues were the outdoor concerts. I've been to a few, including one outside of Kansas City on the Fourth of July, but my fave was Shoreline Amphitheatre - a beautiful outdoor arena built on a landfill.
I love it! You know, when I tour college campuses, I always find that the prettiest girls in the room are the ones in the College Republicans.
No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, 'Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.' Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.
We should be fingerprinting environmentalists... They are out to destroy the country.
I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.
There's nothing Trump can do that won't be forgiven.
There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.
My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.
Trump is like a Shakespearean 'fool': he seems crass because he speaks the truth.
I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'
I think I'm perfectly reasonable.
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.
I played sports. I had boyfriends. I loved high school.
I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.
Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.
How about 'anvil babies' - because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.
The Republican Party's typical position is to preemptively surrender whenever liberals start yelling 'Oh that's mean. You can't use that word': 'Oh I did not realize that 'The New York Times' made a finding that the term 'anchor baby' is offensive. Henceforth I shall not use it.'
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.Collection: Years
There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.Collection: Airports
You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.Collection: Civilization
Much of the left's hate speech bears greater similarity to a psychological disorder than to standard political discourse. The hatred is blinding, producing logical contradictions that would be impossible to sustain were it not for the central element faith plays in the left's new religion. The basic tenet of their faith is this: Maybe they were wrong about their facts and policies, but they are good and conservatives are evil. You almost want to give it to them. It's all they have left.Collection: Hate
Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.Collection: Lying
In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.Collection: Abortion
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.Collection: Loyalty