Amy Neftzger

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I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Wrinkles
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A library is the only single place you can go to learn something new, be comforted, terrified, thrilled, saddened, overjoyed, or excited all in one day. And for free.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: One Day
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The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Kind
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Choices are powerful things. In fact, they're more powerful than most things.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Powerful
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It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Friday
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When I look over my past, I see that the stages in my life are like the phases of the moon. I've had periods where I was the waxing gibbous: fat with wealth and success. There have been other seasons when my happiness was like the waning crescent and I watched my joy fade away slowly, merging with the atmosphere around me as if it never existed. Then I felt as if I was left with nothing more than an illusion, but happiness returns in time and glows once more in corpulent fullness. It's time that makes the difference.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Past
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All great roads are paved with uncomfortable memories.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Memories
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Magic is always there. Sometimes it just takes an artist to find it and show the rest of us where to look.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Artist
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Miracles need people as much as people need miracles.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: People
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That’s the first step to learning: admitting what you don’t know.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Admitting
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There are no miracles on Mondays.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Monday
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Memories are not always the best measure of things.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Memories
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Imperfections don’t make something ugly.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Imperfection
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I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Animal
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Quests are a huge inconvenience. Don't let anyone tell you differently, even if that person has experience. The problem is that people forget the pain and aggravation as soon as the quest ends successfully, and then they remember only the glorious parts. In this way quests are a bit like childbirth, even to the point of saying that quests often give birth to glory. Maybe.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Pain
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It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Objectivity
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When Death laughs, no one else does
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Laughing
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Without stories, we'd have even more trouble recognizing what's real.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Real
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Death is only as strong as you believe it to be.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Death
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Failure to shed tears is a failure to live life fully. And the one thing that life requires of us all is to live it. Never be embarrassed by your ability to be alive.
- Amy Neftzger
Collection: Live Life