Alexei Sayle

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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Israel
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Dog
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Brother
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Hate
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Sorry
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
- Alexei Sayle
Collection: Thinking