Al Bernstein
A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.Collection: Money
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.Collection: Success
Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.Collection: Spring
We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.Collection: World
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.Collection: Humorous
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.Collection: Years
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.Collection: Girl
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.Collection: Inspirational
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.Collection: Jobs
If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.Collection: Sports
The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.Collection: Voice
To the victor belong the responsibilities.Collection: Sports