Top Toilets Quotes Collection
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If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?Collection: Toilets
... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.Collection: Toilets
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.Collection: Toilets
We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.Collection: Toilets
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.Collection: Toilets
If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.Collection: Toilets
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.Collection: Toilets
There’s nothing here,” Carter said. “What do you want?” I asked. “We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.Collection: Toilets
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.Collection: Toilets
I do all my interviews on the toilet.Collection: Toilets
Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.Collection: Toilets
Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.Collection: Toilets
Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.Collection: Toilets
Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.Collection: Toilets
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.Collection: Toilets
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.Collection: Toilets
As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.Collection: Toilets
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.Collection: Toilets
She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifyingCollection: Toilets
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.Collection: Toilets