Top Poop Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Poop quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.
- Keith Olbermann
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Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
- Mark Salling
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
- Kendra Wilkinson
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you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
- Wavy Gravy
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Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
- Mark Hoppus
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I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
- Robert Pattinson
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Ram it up your poop chute.
- Frank Zappa
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Everybody looks at their poop.
- Oprah Winfrey
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To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
- Dana Gould
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I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
- Tom DeLonge
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If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day
- Wayne Dyer
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