Top Peanut Butter Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Peanut Butter quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Dick Van Dyke
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
- Dick Van Dyke
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Image of Bobby Flay
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
- Bobby Flay
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Image of Janet Evanovich
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
- Janet Evanovich
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Image of Grumpy Cat
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
- Grumpy Cat
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Image of Diana Vreeland
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.
- Diana Vreeland
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Image of Gwen Stefani
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.
- Gwen Stefani
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Image of Judy Blume
Without peanut butter, I might starve.
- Judy Blume
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Image of Scott Westerfeld
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.
- Scott Westerfeld
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Image of Patricia Briggs
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
- Patricia Briggs
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Image of Rick Riordan
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.
- Rick Riordan
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Image of Dana Gould
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
- Dana Gould
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Image of Dana Gould
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
- Dana Gould
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Image of Jim Gaffigan
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
- Jim Gaffigan
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Image of Rush Limbaugh
What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting... And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge... Or better yet, eat them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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