Top Jokes Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Jokes quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Michael Scott
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
- Michael Scott
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Image of Cesar Romero
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
- Cesar Romero
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Image of Eddie Griffin
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.
- Eddie Griffin
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Image of Duff Cooper
One can make a joke, but one can't be one.
- Duff Cooper
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Image of Edward Sorel
When a drawing doesn't come out right it's because I haven't figured out where the joke is. Not that every drawing has a joke, but every drawing has a point. At least it should have. And you figure out where the point is.
- Edward Sorel
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Image of Siedah Garrett
Michael Jackson was a joker to his core. He loved a good joke especially if it's displayed on somebody else.
- Siedah Garrett
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Image of Matt Tong
Patriotism is a joke in the UK.
- Matt Tong
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Image of Colin Mochrie
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
- Colin Mochrie
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Image of Lorrie Moore
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
- Lorrie Moore
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Image of Michael Scott
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
- Michael Scott
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Image of Grace Paley
A joke is necessary at this time.
- Grace Paley
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Image of David Cross
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
- David Cross
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Image of Plato
...the Gods too love a joke.
- Plato
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Image of Stephen Colbert
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
- Stephen Colbert
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Image of Mason Cooley
Jokes are unanswerable objections.
- Mason Cooley
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Image of Billie Joe Armstrong
I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
- Billie Joe Armstrong
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Image of Ricky Gervais
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
- Ricky Gervais
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Image of Storm Jameson
A joke is a joke or the image of a truth.
- Storm Jameson
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Image of Hilary Mantel
It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
- Hilary Mantel
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Image of Steve Martin
A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
- Steve Martin
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